welcome to this wayward ship floating through Girdar knows where in the darkness of the universe. the positioning system is trashed, communications entirely compromised, no assistance imminent, life support is on critical, and you're one of the few survivors left. rescue is heavily improbable, leaning heavily towards "nah", so maybe just sit back, relax and let the eventual blackout come to you as you spend your last few moments chuckling over the eccentric words of your wacko captain?
